Wife? Mom? Harmattan 101

1. Who owns these men with white feet all around Lagos? Aunty, come and carry your husband, please. I know they no dey hear, these men. Just take that bottle of lotion and apply it by yourself. If you can't, and he can't, please collect all the palm slippers and hide. Shoes or nothing Shoes.

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Spell Tired: A-c-h-a-l-u-g-o

This used to be a joke between my friends and I, during my undergraduate days. It is much more fun to watch us act it out, so I'm afraid the meaning may be lost to a few. Very simple o. Illustration: Tinuke likes to behave so silly that you are convinced she is quite the … Continue reading Spell Tired: A-c-h-a-l-u-g-o

WE ALL NEED A GOOD BRA FOR SUPPORT

Freda Athena is a makeup artist/image consultant. Follow her tweets via @pinkrubbiez, Facebook:https://www.facebook.com/FABstyling 1: Bra Size Changes According To Body Weight- Eg Weight Loss/Gain, Pregnancy, Hormones Etc. Lots Of Women Wear The Wrong Bra. 2: Breasts Are Held Up By Ligaments, Over Time The Will Weaken& Cause Sagging, With The Right Support Bra You Can … Continue reading WE ALL NEED A GOOD BRA FOR SUPPORT

MY BABY IS NOT JUST CUTE…

"Your baby is sooo cute!" This is one compliment I stopped paying any mother after I had mine. I prefer to tell the baby directly "Fine boy! Fine girl!" I always told Kabiyesi before we got married that the sight of babies created an ache in my womb. "Do you know where your womb is?" … Continue reading MY BABY IS NOT JUST CUTE…

On nights like this…

3.15am My babies are sick and i'm sleep deprived. African reaction: All these witches have come again! Back to sender. Logical reaction: 1. Children falling ill is part of the journey. 2. 100watts wont leave her brother alone,even when I declared him war zone contagiously ill. 3. The flu doesn't like to leave till it's … Continue reading On nights like this…