The village square where humour, parenting and life experiences hold their meetings.



“Have a baby, it will be fun” they said

Then I went and had three, and this should be triple fun, applying elementary arithmetics. Fail. Disclaimer: This is not a rant It's 2.45am, and I am being subjected to insomnia under duress. It all began at about 4.00pm, when... Continue Reading →


On nights like this…

3.15am My babies are sick and i'm sleep deprived. African reaction: All these witches have come again! Back to sender. Logical reaction: 1. Children falling ill is part of the journey. 2. 100watts wont leave her brother alone,even when I... Continue Reading →

If I had a Junior Wife

  I can have a junior wife. I mean it.   I imagine how I would jump off my couch, reduce the volume of my AfricaMagic movie and break into a traditional welcome song and dance. The typical junior wife would... Continue Reading →

An insominic story: Identify your selling point

Sometimes your toddler won't just sleep, you must know and be prepared for this. On some nights, they will wake up and ask for indomie, then ask you to lift them to the fridge so they can stick up their... Continue Reading →


Stanley takes pride in showing-off to me how his son prefers him to me.I really do not mind, especially as I am not the one the boy just woke up at 1.58 am screaming"I want Ribena and suya" .Stanley grumbles "Go... Continue Reading →

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