There are two types of Night people; those who wake up early, and those who stay up late. I have tried for years to reset my body clock. I joke often, that my timetable is an American citizen living in Nigeria. I soon learnt to study beside a pot of beans, to watch YouTube videos … Continue reading How I became an Owl
Category: Pregnancy humour
There is nothing like fallen breasts
Just when you think the ridiculous arguments of where, why, when and how to breastfeed is over, some women are told that their breasts have fallen.
How I Won the Shit Packing Award
My selling point is this--->I pack it with grace and an enviable mien of normalcy
Oga, We Are Not Pregnant Abeg
"The man who says we are pregnant may challenge me years later and claim Omugwo rights" -Ani, goddess of fertility (1921) For most people, the joys of double lines on a urine test strip catapults them to the top of the high heavens. Then they start exhibiting some behaviours or enter 'pregnancy language' mode. … Continue reading Oga, We Are Not Pregnant Abeg
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